Attractive female customer who is Carl's age Hello, do you have the new Ultimate Myth game?

Carl Oh, are you getting a gift for your boyfriend?

Customer No, it is for myself, and I don't have a boyfriend.

Carl (Rings up her purchase) Would you like to pre-order one gamer boyfriend to go with that?

Customer No thank you. (Leaves)

Carl Darn. It looks like my princess is in another castle.