imagine comparing the moon, a space rock falling around the earth in a curved path and has no inherent religious affiliation, to Jesus Christ.
IT’S A FUCKING HUNK OF ROCK FLYING THROUGH SPACE. What sort of glue are Tumblr users huffing good god.
You disrespected the sacred moon fandom
id headcanon jesus tho
did this person somehow miss that like the last 1.5 thousand years of christian history are people fighting each other over their jesus headcannons
i headcanon that the moon and jesus are gay for each other in a bdsm relationship and that pluto is their mpreg baby
now that’s just scientifically incorrect. pluto would be their mpreg dwarf baby.
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