slimetony:

rcktpwr:

slimetony:

Totinos isnt moving forward with the sponsorship deal until I agree to post the phrase “I’m horny for pizza rolls”. I won’t go there. I won’t ever be publicly horny on the internet.

as a pretend lawyer randy i gotta point out that you have posted the phrase anyway. good news? cold hard totino cash. bad news? you gotta fuck a pizza

I sure chose the wrong hill to die on.

Reblogged 4 years ago from gearholder (Originally from slimetony)
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