just-shower-thoughts

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

tahtherednosedtrickster

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

ritavonbees

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

tigerator

keeponshouting

This is particularly interesting if you consider the fact that Rudolph was pretty much just created by Macy’s to further capitalize on Christmas.

cant-stop-the-jellyfish

There’s the Christmas spirit, use humiliate children then, when they’re vulnerable from the aforementioned abuse, exploit their differences publicly and smile and wave about it