latkefucker

The answer to the question “how do I spell chanukah the right way?” Is really “with a different alphabet” so like, do whatever

hurtbitch

honka

hadxssah

you say this as a joke but my rabbi asked during (a particularly small) service what the actual correct spelling was and i snarked “in hebrew” and that was in fact the answer she was looking for and she still hasn’t let me forget that, so