Silver Tongue
sabbatine:
“ diseonfire:
“ thepfa:
“ nohetero:
“ scottthepilgrim:
“ which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
”
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship...

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

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