Mom is forcing the family to play D&D on our holiday. Dad has decided to play a dwarf rogue named Thunderfuk.
Little Sister is now asking what kind of weapon Santa would use
Ofc he’d use a mace! Its all the swinging action of his sack but it packs a bigger punch!
Consensus seems to be he is bludgeoning people with a sack of presents with the stats of a +1 mace :’D it’s enchanted with the magic of Christmas
Naughty children get 1d6+1 bludgeoning damage
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