Silver Tongue

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

smollestfox:

smollestfox:

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons!
me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

also skyrim loading screen: you can cook food that heals you more than raw ingredients!
me, shoveling uncooked leeks down my throat: fascinating

Also skyrim loading screen: Bears wont attack you unless you threaten them

me, getting mauled by a bear that came running from 200 yards away just to fuck my shit up: you dont say… 

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