So how long until sky pirates become a thing?

Amazon, do we need to go over why blimps are a bad idea again?

Okay I think Amazon needs some heavier competition, they have too much money and are starting to lose it. What are their board meetings like. “So you know how we sell stuff online like movies, games, clothing and toys…right well what if we also made tv shows and sky warehouses held by blimps full of drones oh and robot ninjas that jerk you off every time you spend $100 or more. Next year let’s invent magic and colonize the sun.”