blueboxhuntress:

fifty-shadesofgay:

punlich:

pantophobic-cat:

“Bisexuals are into people’s bodies, pansexuals are into people’s souls”

Go fuck yourself.

*pan voice* I’m going to fuck that soul

*bi voice* i’m going to fuck that corpse

A pansexual ghost whisperer and a bisexual necromancer team up to terrorize the countryside of Heterosexia as they slake their endless lust

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