tielan:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

kelssiel:

cool concept: demons and monsters being defeated by disabilities

-a demon waits to scare a woman as she opens her eyes she doesn’t notice because she’s blind

-the boogeyman grabs the child’s ankle as they climb put of bed, it’s prosthetic the child doesn’t notice

-sirens fail to lure the deaf sailor for obvious reasons

-the schizophrenic doesn’t pay any attention to the demons telling them to do things because it’s the same shit as always

-the demon screams in frustration as the guy with ADHD he’s possessed keeps forgetting that he came into the kitchen to kill his family not wash the dishes

-the devil tries to create an unholy union to give birth to the anti-christ he is thwarted by the man’s severe anxiety disorder

-demons try to torture a person with chronic pain who just thinks they’re having a bad pain day

-demons attempt to force a person read the rite that will summon Satan fails because of their speech impediment

-Satan possesses a person with the intent to use them in a mass murder, except that they’re a severe agoraphobe and can’t leave the house

-monster uses candy as a lure to trap a child for dinner, but they have Type 1 Diabetes and don’t eat sweets so they ignore it

…now I want to read the fic about the order of disabled people who take on these positions of their own will so as to thwart the forces of darkness…

A cursed book that possesses anyone who reads it except the person who finds it has severe dyslexia.