gay-lawyers

highkey hope one of the LGBT-confirmed characters ends up being Soldier 76 because like, can you image the white straight cis male outrage. It’d be incredible. The tears would water my crops. The salt would season my food. The harsh winters would ease as Mr.everyman protagman is seized by the gay agenda.

Probable? Who knows. Petty? You fucking know it.

silver-tongues-blog

I hope it’s 76 and reaper because then not only would call of duty be gay but also super edgelord who looks like every gamers chair, keyboard, mouse, computer and shitty OC is also super gay.