saccharinesylph:

takitheking:

swamp-wizard:

dirkjohn meet cute dirk is the weird guy selling swords in the dealers room at johns local anime convention. john calls every sword a katana. at first dirk does his standard “actually thats a wakizashi. a katana is generally twice as long, a wakizashi is for close combat” but john comes back every day and does the same thing up til sunday morning when he points at a shuriken and asks “how much for the little baby katanas” and dirk fucking lunges at him

okay i did  a thing.

okay okay I’m not supposed to add comments I know but LISTEN. Once upon a time I was a vendor at a con. Behind me there was a man from Texas selling shitty anime swords, but was very serious about them. He chastised anyone who touched them that the oil on their skin would mess with the steel, and make a great presentation of wiping them down with gun polish. But listen. They weren’t “swords.” They were “sards.” I overheard this grown-ass man going on about “sammy-rai sards” all weekend and I just feel the need to share that because I think I found him. He’s Dirk. I found Dirk.