Me: Y’all need church! Forgive them Father, for they don’t know what they are doing!
My Asshole, At Any Given Time:
This post made me homophobic
This post caused me to become asexual
this post burned my crops and gave my family the plague
this post climbed out of a bus wearing a “down with cis” shirt and beat up my friend
this post is plagiarism or fraud or something
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This post beat me up and left me in a dumpster behind a dennys