Shit that’s canon to the TF2 universe according to the latest comic:
Medic sold his soul to the devil, got eight more.
Scout is God’s gift to Earth.
Spy is Scout’s father, Scout believes it’s Tom Jones, has a “Sex Bomb” tattoo on his chest, which is misspelled.
The human body can gestate one baboon, two at most. This happens.
Medic has regrown Demo’s eye many times, but the eye always becomes a monster during Halloween. Demo does not remember this due to a botched brain surgery, again, by Medic.
Scout’s first name is Jeremy, Medic’s last name is Ludwig.
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