Silver Tongue

wetorturedsomefolks:

like i can’t explain it very well but the idea that /pol/ inadvertently started the piss rumor is so, so much funnier to me than the idea that it’s actually true and on some kgb videotape or whatever the fuck. wealthy men have weird stupid fetishes all of the time. if you told me that donald trump hired a few escorts and had them piss on his head twice a week every week it wouldn’t faze me at all. who would even be surprised? it’s just infinitely funnier to think about some maladjusted 17 year old racist with a rare pepe folder writing a piss fanfiction as a joke and, a few months later, just sweating as he reads about that fanfiction having somehow become a rumor passed through official channels among the most powerful politicians in the world and damaging his hero’s reputation 

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