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in the iphone calendar you can go back into the thirteenth century and beyond???? i didn’t even scroll back as far as it went because i was scared of break the space time continuum what is this did you guys know that disease ridden peasants woke up on january sixth fucking 1207 and it was a fucking saturday

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It goes all the way back to the year 1 AD and then it starts GOING BACKWARDS up again like BC but without the negatives. i scheduled a haircut for myself on january 17 1 AD. i don’t know why apple gave me the ability to do this

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i missed my haircut appointment by over two thousand years

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Go back to right before hte ice age and schedual star gazing for hte meteor shower