Silver Tongue

transkanayamaryam:

theres like, 3 different levels of awful app version of a website

youtube mobile: works okay i guess, probably got its definition of functionality from urban dictionary

facebook mobile: *unfriends 3 random ppl and pokes someone u haven’t spoken to in 6 years*

tumblr mobile: *unfollows 13 mutuals, blocks your cat (yes, even if u dont have a cat this will still happen), steals the declaration of independence, performs the Rite of AshkEnte, and manifests porn whenever you open it in public regardless of what blogs u follow*

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