my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what