So here’s a great idea!

Not watching the inauguration will only do so much, because we may not be watching Donald’s inauguration, but we’re not watching any OTHER inauguration either.

The solution? Pretend that we ARE watching another inauguration. Make up whatever you want. Flood social media with posts about things that aren’t actually happening. Tweet about Donald peeing himself a little on stage. Tweet about the sound system fucking up. TWEET ABOUT HILLARY’S INAUGURATION.

Make it a phenomenon. Make it widespread. The man loves the headlines, and ignoring the headlines might not get to him, but stealing the headlines sure as hell will.