creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

• Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
• He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
• He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
• he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
• then he was arrested again, and the above happened
• while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
• AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
• There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor