Silver Tongue

askfordoodles:

professorpineapple:

professorpineapple:

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?”
“yeah”
“whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.

#this ain’t some avant-garde titanic poly romance it’s a bunch of individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg

Reblogged 6 years ago from irailleth-archive (Originally from professorpineapple)
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    Brb on my way to Australia 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
  3. professorpineapple said: @itsscarab ohh I see! 20 bucks an hour’s still p good, I’m def gonna have to keep my eye on the job listings here 👀
  4. itsscarab said: Sorry that was unclear, I didn’t mean to imply they were making hundreds PER SESSION, just that we had the same two models for half of the year each and I think they were earning like, 20 bucks per hour session? And usually had had several sessions a day, so it worked out as a lot.
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    I used to makes $35 an hour casual rate at the uni. So that would be $105 a shift. And that was 20 years ago so it’s...
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