It's our first campaign, starting at the beginning, and...
DM: Alright, so who wants to do what?
Death Servant: I would like to enter the bar.
DM: Alright, you enter the bar.
Death Servant: I’d like to roll a perception check.
Everyone in the party: Alriiight, the first perception check! You got this!
DM: Okay, roll a d20. What did you get?
Death Servant: …
DM: Well…?
Death Servant: *posts a picture of the roll; it’s a 1*
Everyone: *laughing hysterically*
DM: Well… You slam your face into the bar counter. You notice that the wood is really nice looking…!