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It's our first campaign, starting at the beginning, and...

DM: Alright, so who wants to do what?

Death Servant: I would like to enter the bar.

DM: Alright, you enter the bar.

Death Servant: I’d like to roll a perception check.

Everyone in the party: Alriiight, the first perception check! You got this!

DM: Okay, roll a d20. What did you get?

Death Servant:

DM: Well…?

Death Servant: *posts a picture of the roll; it’s a 1*

Everyone: *laughing hysterically*

DM: Well… You slam your face into the bar counter. You notice that the wood is really nice looking…!