lightsintheskye:

IM GONNA SCREAM THE CRAZIEST SHIT JUST HAPPENED??? THIS IS GONNA SOUND LIKE A #TUMBLRTRUESTORY BUT NO I PROMISE ITS 100% REAL OK I also have video evidence sorta but i dont wanna put it up here its just me laughing

ITS AROUND MIDNIGHT AND OF COURSE MY MINDS LIKE 
‘ OH MAN I WANT MCNUGGETS’
BECAUSE MY MIND IS ALWAYS LIKE ‘ OH MAN I WANT MCNUGGETS’  

SO WE GO. WE GO TO GET THESE NUGGETS.

AS WE ARE DRIVING MY DEAREST SHANI  IS TALKING TO ME ABOUT ABOUT HOW OUR FRIEND LAIKA WAS SAYING THE MCDONALDS WE’RE HEADING TO HAS WORKERS THAT DO PRETTY HEAVY DRUGS AND IM LIKE OH WOW;;

AND WHEN WE PULL IN I SEE ONE COP CAR FROM THE SIDE AND THINK OH HAHA NO WAY- ITS PROBABLY A DRUNK DRIVER I HOPE WE CAN STILL GET NUGGETS-

BUT NO. NO- OTHER SIDE- THERES LIKE 8 COP CARS SEARCHING THIS WHITE TRUCK AND TWO GUYS ARE BEING CUFFED ON THE FLOOR; AND BEFORE I CAN BE LIKE MAYBE WE SHOULD GO THE WOMAN AT THE DRIVE THRU- BLESS THIS WOMAN- IS LIKE ‘ can i take your order please ’ AND I ORDER BECAUSE IM A TERRIBLE PERSON AND I REALLY STILL WANT THESE NUGGETS; SHE GIVES US OUR TOTAL AND WE PULL UP- 

AND THEN SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS BECAUSE SHE’D FORGOTTEN TO TELL US IT WAS CASH ONLY RIGHT NOW, AND BEFORE I CAN TRY TO SCROUNGE UP THE CASH I NEVER CARRY ON ME (WHILE APOLOGIZING PROFUSELY BECAUSE I FEEL EVEN MORE LIKE A DICK, SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO COUNT CHANGE IM SURE SHES STRESSING ENOUGH WITH OVER A DOZEN COP CARS IN THE PARKING LOT) SHE JUST GIVES US A WHOLE 20 PIECE NUGGETS FOR FREE?? 

IM SCREAMING??????

AND THE CHERRY ON TOP IS;

THE CHERRY ON TOP IS

 DO YOU KNOW WHATS SITTING IN THE BACK OF MY CAR??? 

THIS. FUCKING. NOTE BOOK;

THERE WERE NUGS. THERE WERE DRUGS. AND IT WAS FREE. (THE NUGS)

I love you drive thru lady so much bless you