Pennsylvania gonna single handily defeat Isis

Fucking Maryland

I feel like Alabama and Georgie are a couple that have been together for twenty years and raised two beautiful children, god bless, but they’re just trying to figure out how to make their marriage work without the kids.

In one last ditch effort for happiness, they both take to Google.

You guys are sleeping on AZ wanting to straight up join the illuminati 😂😂

Indiana on that next level shit though

We have our priorities straight in NJ

NC: How to be awesome? Oh dear god. Is NC dominated by 12-year-olds on the internet?

Texas Faust AU confirmed

Thank you NJ for not failing me as a state.