DM: As you enter the cave, you see two wolves, growling at you as they protect their two pups
Halfling Rogue: I thieve the puppies.
Dm: You thieve the puppies?
Halfling: Yes I thieve the puppies
*high roll*
DM: You manage to sneak around the parents and take one of the puppies.
Halfling: I ride my new steed back to the group.
DM: Fine. The parents are becoming even angrier now
Me, Tiefling Warlock: Charisma check to ask the first wolf who’s a good boy.
DM: You do realize these are WOLVES right?????
Me: I ask who’s a good boy
*rolls a nat 20*
DM: The wolf wanders off, pondering whether it is he that is the good boy.
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