DM: As you enter the cave, you see two wolves, growling at you as they protect their two pups

Halfling Rogue: I thieve the puppies.

Dm: You thieve the puppies?

Halfling: Yes I thieve the puppies

*high roll*

DM: You manage to sneak around the parents and take one of the puppies.

Halfling: I ride my new steed back to the group.

DM: Fine. The parents are becoming even angrier now

Me, Tiefling Warlock: Charisma check to ask the first wolf who’s a good boy.

DM: You do realize these are WOLVES right?????

Me: I ask who’s a good boy

*rolls a nat 20*

DM: The wolf wanders off, pondering whether it is he that is the good boy.