Silver Tongue

princeofdoomrps:

minigenos:

jojoeatsflan:

OKAY OKAY HOLD THE FREKKIN PHONE

YOU’RE TELLING ME GENOS CAN-

1. SET UP A PROXIMITY ALARM AROUND HIS HOUSE TO GO OFF INSIDE HIS HEAD

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2. DETECT AND PITCH VOICES TO HAVE A PERFECT SINGING VOICE

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BUT THE BOY FUCKING STILL USES A FUCKING 2003 VERIZON FLIP PHONE???????

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AND DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME “WELL, MAYBE THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE EARLY 2000′S” BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE CROWD THEY CLEARLY HAVE SMART PHONES

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GENOS HAS APPS IN HIS BODY BUT HIS PHONE IS STUCK IN THE 90′S

GENOS THE CINDERELLA STORY CALLED, HILARY DUFF WANTS HER GODDAMN PHONE BACK

NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE CLEARLY HAS THE MONEY TO GET A FUCKING GOOD PHONE

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so WHY DOES GENOS DO THIS?

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YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

A DEADLY CYBORG-YES, A DEADLY CYBORG WITH PROBABLY AT LEAST 5 SETS OF DIFFERENT WEAPONIZED ARMS-IS A FUCKING GRANDPA AND HATES COMPLICATED ELECTRONICS

he doesn’t like competition

he doesn’t need a good phone cuz he is a good phone

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