“Who the fuck needs a Genji to counter a Bastion?” I say, as a Zenyatta main, before I power up my orb volley to assassinate a Bastion in turret form.
“I need healing!” Cries my team’s Genji as he double-jumps and fails to climb a wall, throwing his little ninja stars about in hopes of hitting the enemy.
His health is fine.
I throw a discord orb at the enemy instead.
He cries.
I laugh before I nail another enemy in the face with my foot.
There will be no healing this round.
I’m Fuckyatta the Tank Destroyer, and I’m here to kill.