favourite Extra™ things darth vader has done, ranked
- killed a guy, then gave his job to the guy right next to him
- did a triple front-flip over a stream of lava, only to get most of his limbs cut off
- took on an entire army of rebels by himself, and when told he was surrounded, said “all i’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”. talk about edgy
- announced he was luke’s father, barely seconds after amputating his hand, then was disappointed that luke wanted nothing to do with him
- every entrance he makes he always has to be in a dark corner or surrounded by fog with his cape billowing perfectly behind him. how Does he do it
- made a terrible pun about choking, while choking a guy
-flown a tie fighter with the force just so he could stand atop it and look dramatic
what a guy
vader is still anakin
- built his evil lava castle on the exact spot Obi-Wan cut off all his limbs, probably mumbles ‘who has the high ground now, bitch’ while staring out it’s windows
Haven’t you seen the way this guy stands? It’s incredible.
BIG SITH 4U
HE EVEN PAINTS HIS R2 DROIDS GLOSS BLACK SO YOU’LL KNOW THEY’RE EVIL
don’t forget that he turned off his life support so he could make a dramatic entrance by hiding in a dark corner and turning on his lightsaber