Silver Tongue

clientsfromhell:

About 15 years ago I was contracted to design a business card for a client. The front of the card was to be a full-sized image of him holding his briefcase. These were the early days of digital cameras and the picture he sent was not great quality. I asked for another photo but he said to go ahead with what I had so I created the card to his specs.

Client: Hey, the card looks great but I have a question. Is there a reason why my eyes are closed?

Me: Yes. There is.

Client: Oh really? Why is that now?

Me: Because when you took the picture, your eyes were closed.

 He hung up on me and never called me again. 


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