OMFG THATS WHY HE HAS UDDERS

It’s all clear now

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE ON MY DASH

Cool.

wait what the fuck

NO OKAY SO I HAVE SEEN AN EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATELY AMOUNT OF BACK AT THE BARNYARD

and at first I thought that the barnyard movie took place in some weird-ass alternate universe where there are no bulls, only cows in male and female because like. whatever, it’s a show for kids that has an unidentifiable weasel rat as a main character

but then I watched the show and:

LOOK AT THIS SHIT. THAT’S A FUCKING BULL.

there is an episode where otis (black and white cow above)??? pretends to be a rodeo bull??? and we meet real bulls??? literally the only conclusion to be drawn from this information is that either otis is a trans cow or in the barnyard universe there is a distinct third gender of cattle

and really, trans cow is more likely given that ben (the dark cow above) is otis’ father figure and he’s gay married to a donkey

in conclusion; don’t ever get really ill and watch six straight hours of back to the barnyard

is this another berenstain thing where we’ve crossed over into another universe and now “back at the barnyard” has retroactive trans representation