SANTA WAS A PILLARMAN

• He’s immortal
  
• He gets down chimneys by contorting himself like santana
  
• SANTAna
  
• what more evidence do you need
  
• He is actually buff
  

• He only comes out at night
  
• He also has presumably immortal minions and a chariot-like vehicle

“Hey, can you put on some Christmas music?”

“yeah sure mom”