chefpyro:

tfw you’re just a simple European fucker from a country nobody cares about and every morning you turn on the news only to hear about what Crazy Shenanigans™ President Shitface from that country across the world has been up to this time as if the entire world has become his personal reality show

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That’s because he treats it like a fucking reality show. He always says “I’ll keep you in suspense” and “tune in at whatever time to see who I pick” I mean for fucks sake, he treated picking a supreme court justice (a lifetime position which determines how the ultimate law in the country should be interpreted) like an episode of the bachelorette

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