tfw you’re just a simple European fucker from a country nobody cares about and every morning you turn on the news only to hear about what Crazy Shenanigans™ President Shitface from that country across the world has been up to this time as if the entire world has become his personal reality show
That’s because he treats it like a fucking reality show. He always says “I’ll keep you in suspense” and “tune in at whatever time to see who I pick” I mean for fucks sake, he treated picking a supreme court justice (a lifetime position which determines how the ultimate law in the country should be interpreted) like an episode of the bachelorette