tooiconic:

drejofvalenwood:

calleo:

chondropythons:

descreetlybi:

chondropythons:

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you! Or in this case, tongs!

This snake has perplexed their owners and surprised a veterinarian by swallowing not only their rodent dinner but also the tongs that they had been fed with…

No information has been provided as to why the snakes owner left the tongs with the animal or how they let it swallow an entire cooking utensil yet!

But why am I not surprised that it was a woma?

Not to be rude, friend, but there’s a very misogynist comment at the end of this that you may have missed (and I don’t blame you! I nearly did). I’m not saying you need to delete the post, maybe a tag? I don’t want to butt in to how you blog I just don’t know if you saw it

It doesn’t say ‘woman’ it says ‘woma’ which is the species of the snake known for having insatiable appetites and biting things that aren’t dinner. I saw it, I wrote it. I am a female reptile keeper and wouldn’t throw my fellow lady herpers under the bus. This is a misogyny free blog.

Tumblr, everyone.

Oh my god, that’s amazing. And the person deleted, too.

I’m dying