let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy
Not a rock THE ARKENSTONE
Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils
And one on why not the arkenstone
You’re right. Just get them a ring.
do not get them a ring
Can’t not reblog this again
GETS THEM RINGS DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT NASTY ELVESES AND FILTHY HOBBITSES SAY