lucidnee

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

doctor-space-hoe

Source?

lucidnee

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

skyakafreckles

Patrick was cold for that

envymyblackness

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

lucidnee

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

samuraichampu

real friends……how many of us?

sexthongsandbuddah

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

lucidnee

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

marsincharge

Psyche!! His birthday is February 26th. Hez a Pisces. http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_Star

Originally posted by jiferati

sweetlikesugahcane

Oop!!!

aaliyah-appollonia

And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly

imjihlitmoe

that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own

awkwardlyacceptable

When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!

conchfritters-n-spanishlimes

Patrick ain’t bout shit

bando--grand-scamyon

Here for the Patrick drag @mysticdragoonzeref

husssel

Don’t do this to me!!!!!!! and the fact that spongebob is a cancer is making me even more upset

sunwukxng

😂😂😂😂😂

scottymouth

Don’t forget that he keeps an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party stored in a box!