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Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome: I wish my father was here…
(Limousine pulls up accompanied by a musical sting)
Cowboy man: Heeeelllooooo, SonS! Timmy Turner, my name is Dummsdaledimmadaledimmadimsdomedudidome Dimsdimmadimmadome, owner of the Duhdimmsdimmadaledimmadimmsdome Dudiduhdimmsdaledimma Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son, Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome, heir to the Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadaledaledimmadoodougdimmadimmsdomedaledome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!
Timmy Turner: Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!
Cowboy man: Not right!
Timmy Turner: Not right?
Cowboy man: That’s right! Doug Dummadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdudiduhimmadomedimmadomedimmadome, owner of the Dimmadome Dimmsdale Dimmadome DuhdaledomedimmsdimmadiduduhdimmsdimmadaleimmadomedimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmaDIMMADIMMAdome!
Timmy Turner: The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula?!
Cowboy man: On ice?
Timmy Turner: Yeah!
Cowboy man: Not right!
Timmy Turner: Not right?
Cowboy man: That’s right! Timmy Turner, my name is Dimmydimmadudimmadome, owner of the (The sound of a Floppy Drive failing spectacularly and absolutely destroying your ears.)
Timmy Turner: Then you can get me three tickets to s-
Cowboy man: Not right! ooooollleeeeH!!
(Limousine leaves, with the exact same musical sting playing in reverse)
Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome: I wish my father was here…
(Silence, followed by a high-pitched rendition of Linkin Park’s “Crawling in my Skin”)
@electric-nope how long did it take you to type that holy shit
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