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Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome: I wish my father was here…

(Limousine pulls up accompanied by a musical sting)

Cowboy man: Heeeelllooooo, SonS! Timmy Turner, my name is Dummsdaledimmadaledimmadimsdomedudidome Dimsdimmadimmadome, owner of the Duhdimmsdimmadaledimmadimmsdome Dudiduhdimmsdaledimma Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son, Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome, heir to the Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadaledaledimmadoodougdimmadimmsdomedaledome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!

Timmy Turner: Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Cowboy man: Not right!

Timmy Turner: Not right?

Cowboy man: That’s right! Doug Dummadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdudiduhimmadomedimmadomedimmadome, owner of the Dimmadome Dimmsdale Dimmadome DuhdaledomedimmsdimmadiduduhdimmsdimmadaleimmadomedimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmaDIMMADIMMAdome!

Timmy Turner: The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula?!

Cowboy man: On ice?

Timmy Turner: Yeah!

Cowboy man: Not right!

Timmy Turner: Not right?

Cowboy man: That’s right! Timmy Turner, my name is Dimmydimmadudimmadome, owner of the (The sound of a Floppy Drive failing spectacularly and absolutely destroying your ears.)

Timmy Turner: Then you can get me three tickets to s-

Cowboy man: Not right! ooooollleeeeH!!

(Limousine leaves, with the exact same musical sting playing in reverse)

Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome: I wish my father was here…

(Silence, followed by a high-pitched rendition of Linkin Park’s “Crawling in my Skin”)

@electric-nope how long did it take you to type that holy shit

This is my new favorite post