Alolan Rattata was officially revealed today on the Japanese website. It appears to be a fish now, but I can’t be sure since I don’t speak Japanese. If any of you can understand what it says, please let me know.
1 inch tall and 200 pounds? Is it made of fucking condensed dark matter?
I mean, it’s a rat, so obviously it’s made of cheese.
I thought it was a fish now
Someone finally caught me in my lie. I had to say it was a rat because I don’t know what fish is made out of.
looking at the evidence, it’s clear fish are made of dark matter