diadoritos:

Ok, huge spoilers ahead:


>be me, 9/10 betafag
>am pretty good with cutting throats wont lie
>has to kill a crippled guy
>k easy job
>get burned alive, fml
>ugly boss revives me with parasites, awesome i guess
>has to kill crippled guy again
>he looks good now, hot damn
>fuck that, switching sides
>months later, on a mission
>crippled guy is infiltrating a base, gets caught several times
>i wanna provide cover fire, he goes “no!”
>WHY DID YOU BRING ME IF I CANT SHOOT STUFF GAHHHH
>god sometimes i just wanna tell him to inhale a dick, but i cant, will die if i do that
>this guy’s totally gonna be the death of me smh


I might use DD 90% of the time but i LOVE quiet.


…fuck D-horse.