Silver Tongue

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Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????

Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.

What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..

Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers

yeah i never got this.

sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.

Destroy the concept of “girly” drinks

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