Tonight on Half-Serious Crackpot Theories That Are Still Technically Canon Compliant:
Ash and Paul’s bratty future fusion-clone-son time travels and hires TR to try to rig a race…all for petty revenge in response to some sort of off-handed “when I was your age” comment probably.
…sometimes I still wonder about what sorta dark-timeline this kid crawled out from, like this dude acts like a nightmare combo of Ash+Paul ‘s Worst Traits but somehow didn’t even inherit good eyebrows, what kinda cruel fate… what sort of curse….
he shaved his eyebrows to rebel against his dads