Metal Gear: Snake Kills his Fake Dad
Metal Gear 2: Metal Gear 1, again, except the dad is real this time
Metal Gear Solid: Metal Gear 2, again, except with it's his brother instead of his dad
Metal Gear Solid 2: Metal Gear Solid, again, except an internet creepypasta
Metal Gear Solid 3: Metal Gear 1, except Snake's Dad kills Snake's Dad's Mom.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Snake is old and gay in a plane and also Snake's dad isn't dead
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker: Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean and gets tricked by both a fake of his mom and also a fake little anime girl who was actually a little anime adult
Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes: Snake's dad has an adventure in Gitmo while Hideo Kojima apologizes constantly
Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain: Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean but it's actually not Snake's dad but Snake's dad's boyfriend's bootleg recreation of Snake's dad
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