Metal Gear Snake Kills his Fake Dad

Metal Gear 2 Metal Gear 1, again, except the dad is real this time

Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear 2, again, except with it's his brother instead of his dad

Metal Gear Solid 2 Metal Gear Solid, again, except an internet creepypasta

Metal Gear Solid 3 Metal Gear 1, except Snake's Dad kills Snake's Dad's Mom.

Metal Gear Solid 4 Snake is old and gay in a plane and also Snake's dad isn't dead

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean and gets tricked by both a fake of his mom and also a fake little anime girl who was actually a little anime adult

Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes Snake's dad has an adventure in Gitmo while Hideo Kojima apologizes constantly

Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean but it's actually not Snake's dad but Snake's dad's boyfriend's bootleg recreation of Snake's dad