hobbit-feels: “ badgyal-k: “ tiffanyaliyah: “ ukrindian: “ bae–electronica: “ dynastylnoire: “ jollylollylily: “ clarknokent: “Bruh ” Yooooooo… ” Levels ” I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too...

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:

ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:

jollylollylily:

clarknokent:

Bruh

Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

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