my new troll is gonna be troll bob ross
his lusus is a happy little tree/ent
Your name is BAWHBB RAHHSS, and before you discovered the JOYS OF PAINTING, you were a SUBJUGGULATOR. Eventually, you got tired of CULLING AND YELLING AT PEOPLE, so you decided to channel your efforts into a more GENTLE HOBBY. You’re actually REALLY GOOD AT IT and produce videos so other trolls can learn how to paint.
While many trolls say they love your VIDEOS ON HOW TO PAINT, there are many who consider you a TRAITOR to other PURPLEBLOODS. As a result, you live OFF THE GRID, filming in a different location than where you live. The camera crew you hired don’t ask questions and have been paid to keep your location a secret. Thank the messiahs being a subjug paid well.
Your handle is gardenArtist and you talk with a calm, reassuring voice :).
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