spoonerprince:

autumndiesirae:

gamecubeeater:

moonlandingwasfaked:

shakugan:

bastion can survive hanzo ults with his new passive and rate of healing

this isn’t what god would have wanted

bastion is now stronger than god so who cares what he wants

Things Bastion can survive (not factoring in Nanoboost):

• Reaper’s entire ultimate.
  
• Reaper’s entire 8 shot clip (if Bastion makes sure to heal slightly before he shoots, to keep his health in armor).
  
• Pharah’s entire rocket clip.
  
• Torbjorn’s Level 2 Turret can NEVER kill Bastion in Sentry mode. (He can literally tank it forever and never die by healing periodically. Tanked it for an entire minute and was at full 300 HP at the end.)
  
• Torbjorn’s Molten Core Turret (until healing runs out, at which point Bastion can turn and kill it).
  
• Symmetra’s laser does literally zero damage until healing runs out.
  
• 6 Symmetra turrets.
  
• Genji’s entire ultimate from start to finish if Genji only attacks Bastion (he only loses about a third HP).
  
• Soldier’s entire clip + rockets.
  
• Tracer’s bullets can literally be tanked forever until healing runs out.
  
• Tracer’s ultimate.
  
• McCree’s ultimate, if he fires it right as the circle disappears (leaves Bastion with 60HP).
  
• Zarya at 100 charge firing her entire laser clip.
  
• Junkrat’s entire clip.
  

Source

You fools laughed and said he wasn’t a tank now look what they did.