thedenofravenpuff

Well, prepare for your downstairs to be dazzled by the latest suggestion from a man who appears to have zero understanding of women or their bits, introducing Dr Daniel Dopps.

Anyone Up For a Glue Stick That Shuts Your Vagina During Periods?

What!? A man just invented a ‘glue’ to ‘seal’ period woes, and women just can’t take it.

Vagina-sealing glue-stick: a terrifying new alternative to traditional sanitary products.

Vagina-sealing glue-stick solution to periods - US doctor 

Mensez Adhesive Vaginal Lipstick website right here.

nissas-messpit

I don’t know about other people who menstruate, but my labia are not uniform in shape or size so there would be heaps of little leaky holes for the gluck to come out. Also that absolute misogyny too… Oh yes periods make us useless 25% of the time totally. Oh wow and the implication that hygine (showering)is to blame, because we wash away the oils in our body that’d do this naturally..

Originally posted by aubergine-dre4ms

nightguardmod

Just wait until you see the incontinence product he’s hoping to sell to Depends.

drambuieandscotch

You think that’s bad, Ada; you should see the anti-diarrheal he’s got devised. 

nightguardmod

That goes well with the solution for constipation, although it might be a little overkill.

Although going back to the original product, all I can think of is, “what happens when you mix up your lipsticks?”

thedenofravenpuff

Yes, but can it help on his own mouth diarrhea?